happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

Take a shower,
Wash away the bad thoughts,
Cleanse your body,
Put on some relaxing music,
Get in to bed,
Breathe.

Unknown (via serenesxul)

(Source: insanihty)

offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

(Source: fruitpacks)


blink-182 lyrics + snapchat

(Source: coalls)

ughjosh:

I just want your lips against mine and your hand on my butt.

(Source: ughjosh)