offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

(Source: fruitpacks)


blink-182 lyrics + snapchat

(Source: laz-aretto)

ughjosh:

I just want your lips against mine and your hand on my butt.

(Source: ughjosh)

12 Pictures Of Death Row Prisoners’ Last Meals
Extremely intriguing and heartbreaking

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump)